if only

Whooo!

After years and years of being a fan, I finally met Maureen Johnson tonight! She was at Cassandra Clare’s book signing.

She is pretty freakin’ awesome and fantastic.

She asked me if I was British, then told me I have a unique accent because I really sound British despite the fact that I’m not.

She said, “I’m sorry for posting 6,000 tweets a day,” and when I told her how much I loved her twitter she did a little dance.

I will admit her stare is actually intimidating. I forgot to tell her how upset I was over the ending of Madness. And as luck would have it, it was suddenly my turn to meet Cassandra Clare and I had to move on. And I was immediately distracted by a rather attractive assistant putting his arm around me to lead me to her table. Mmmmm unexpected pseudo-hugs from attractive men.

andrewpauldost:

last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did

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whatlander:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Don’t we all want to build a death ray?

I want to build a death ray…

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

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phoenix:

sakibatch:

one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”

And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.

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crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

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